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Main Article- Simon Petrikov Unearths Ancient Treasure: Silly man returns from expedition with marginally exciting discovery. By Bruce Guese, Andersonian Standard.

It was a cold morning that greeted this frenzied gathering of hard-drinking journalists and curious pigeons. The impromptu press conference was created by the professor of archaeology and bon viva Simon Petrikov. You may remember Petrikov from that Fa_u_nova. Well that goes from his earlier expedition in the Hudd __u_h or wherever.

With much prompt Petrikov unveiled the most significant piece from the dig to a rapt audience. Turns out it was just a book. A ratty looking leather-bound manual whose title _tri__ had been translated as “the Enchiridion”.

The cover em__sso_ with a a still life and ins__ with a variety of gems was alright to look at.

“This book seems to contain rules of conduct-“

Picture Caption- Simon Petrikov delivers his latest find to the ____ ____ Museum of History.

(Side Notes: For the picture I did color saturation, if you hadn’t guessed. I got the text from the article, though I had to guess on some words because Ice King scribbled all over it…the spaces are words I absolutely couldn’t guess.)

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dewogong:

Advice from Adventure Time (Bulletin Board)

“Dude, sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something”
- Jake the Dog

“I know who I am and I’ll know what I want if and when it ever comes along.”
- Fionna the Human

“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I’ll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.”
- Royal Tart Toter

“Sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it’s like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time.”
- Ice King

“When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, But sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.”
- BMO

“No one flicks me in the butt without my consent.”
- Finn the Human

“People make mistakes. It’s part of growing up and you never really stop growing.”
- Duke of Nuts

“Sometimes you want someone and you want to kiss them and be with them, but you can’t because responsibility demands sacrifice.”
- Princess Bubblegum

“I pay attention to things I see you being all about.”
- Prince Gumball

“Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.”
- Jake the Dog

“Everything small is just a small version of something big!”
- Finn the Human

“Even if we like each other, we’re still going to hurt each other.”
- Flame Princess

Best advice in my life.

Reasons AT is my show of shows.

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